bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
