guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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