i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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