is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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