I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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