the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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