doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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