I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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