They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize