yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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