Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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