Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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