We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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