Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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