I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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