Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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