Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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