I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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