Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I have post one night stand depression
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