hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
