goodnight i made you a song goodbye
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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