it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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