This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Sorry about my life...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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