4 words: hood of his car
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She fuckin peed on me
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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