I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
How's work?
Spinning.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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