I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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