So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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