This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Enjoy the penises
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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