note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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