You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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