he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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