I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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