I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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