so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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