i permit you to call me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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