called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
