dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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