But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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