Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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