even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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