so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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