Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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