you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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