Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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