from now on my penis is your penis
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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