i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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