Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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