There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
