I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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