Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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