Are we in a gay sports bar?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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