plz talk dirty to me
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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