google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I touched a dick in church today
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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