Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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