I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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