...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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