Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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