Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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