I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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