i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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